I like my hair messy. My love wild. And my sex aggressive. But I’m still a sensitive woman, just with passion.Sade Harrison (via stoneyxochi)
I thought it was so great that John messaged me first because he gave me the opportunity to turn the tables on him. I decided it’d be pretty funny to ask white people these very problematic questions that they always ask us Asian Americans. John didn’t seem too excited about it, but I was definitely having the time of my life, being sarcastic and all. Obviously it didn’t end well because he revealed his Asian fetish and his racist beliefs about women of other races.
not surprised but thoroughly satisfied,
YAYYY my friend started a hilarious blog on her Tinder adventures. follow her!!
Holllyyyyyy shit. I don’t know whether to laugh or cry. This is brilliant.
4yo: “Nice socks, pants, shirt, earrings, and hair Momma!”
Wife: “Thank you!”
Me: “How about me?”
4yo: ***Looks me up and down***
Even the most sexed up man in all of history knew that taking advantage of women was never ok.